Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
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The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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