forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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