Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
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If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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