i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
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I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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