I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
They took my balls.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Who died my cat blue again?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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