New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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