Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
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How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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