He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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