It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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