so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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