Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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