I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
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i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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