Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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