In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
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Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
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is that a dick in a sweater?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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