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  • Submitted by deezknight on Dec 5, 11 at 4:28pm

    Um, no, you got chlamydia because you live in Cleveland.

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    Submitted by threeoneseven on Dec 5, 11 at 6:20pm

    The chlamydia fairy is also the tooth fairy in her down time. FYI.

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 5, 11 at 9:04pm

      Eew imagine if she woke up from a bender one night and mixed up her jobs...

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        Submitted by threeoneseven on Dec 6, 11 at 6:41pm

        Oh that's just baaaaad!!! XD

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    Submitted by Mactastic on Dec 5, 11 at 9:54pm

    I just want to know what you put under your pillow to get that SO I DON'T DO THAT.

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      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 6, 11 at 5:24pm

      Bad decisions. However if you put the empty wrapper from the condom(s) you used that night under your pillow then the chlamydia fairy doesn't visit you.

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        Submitted by Mactastic on Dec 6, 11 at 8:07pm

        I'm thinking if I put the used condom under HER pillow all the risk would fade right away...

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    Submitted by Phys on Dec 5, 11 at 3:51pm

    He already knows he's positive. As you said, you didn't get this from the chlamydia fairy!

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    Submitted by makr323 on Dec 5, 11 at 9:48pm

    Ahh shit. I knew someone would get it

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    Submitted by menardgcrebs on Dec 5, 11 at 9:12pm

    Who the hell votes positive on this stuff?!

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    Submitted by triple on Dec 6, 11 at 12:08pm

    She's been to my house once :(