Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
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