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  • 55 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:31am

    Best booty call text ever.

  • 59 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:31pm

    All I have to say is that this pickup line is a bad version of the Anchorman movie. Lame.

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:59pm

    I can answer the question "who doesn't know what franzia is?".. people with money who don't drink wine out of a box ;)

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:11pm

    if nobody posted "first" on each text then we wouldn't be able to make fun of the jackass who is actually second but thinks he's first.. i say keep it up

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:44pm

    also, this text is teh sucks. ive submitted way funnier ones and they werent posted :(

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:04am

    sunset blush...mmmm...so classy. tastes like freshman year and regret.

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:49pm

    Very cheap boxed wine babies are made from. <---- learned that the hard way.

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:27am

    i really appreciate the honesty. Let's do this baby! Any girl that wouldn't accept that is a fool!

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:40am

    How's this sound... (>^_^)># WAFFLES!!! -777

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:57pm

    So when an anonymous person posts first, and says "First!", what happens next. Its anonymous. Do you call up your friends and give them the heads up to check out the killer TFLN involving Franzia? "Check it out, Im the anonymous person who posted at 3:42 and said 'First!" Also, no one cares that you posted a text that you think was funnier than this one. Just giving you the heads up (3:44)

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:28pm

    class is two buck chuck. not franzia

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:32pm

    You stay classy, New York.

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:19pm

    3:57PM i agree. sunset blush is delicious.

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:47pm

    I love when I can get new pick up lines on this site...no matter how cheesy they are

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:08pm

    Why the hell are you aggravated over a TFLN post is the question 4OH!4. do you not have a life?

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:46pm

    sounds like some weak alcohol to me. could be wrong either way, fucking weak post.

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:01pm

    3:57 go take a midol and get a life. If a guy my age sent me a text like this, i'd laugh and show everyone, this is just pathetic.

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:03pm

    Franzia sucks, but tour de franzia is fun as shit, u have a bicycle race and have regular intervals where u have to chug franzia, very difficult

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:34pm

    this sounds like a poor version of ron burghendy.

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:02pm

    Sounds exactly like a guy I was with for 4 years a long time ago

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:17pm

    4:08, you're a douche. 3OH!3 sucks. no talent at all. and your joke sucked.

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:05am

    9:24 that's what I wish it actually said

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:12pm

    my games perfect everyday

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:56pm

    Rather masturbate than drink franzia and "see where things go". No hangover, no nasty dry mouth, no STD.

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:48pm

    who doesn't know what franzia is? cheap boxed wine.

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:06pm

    PERIOD STAINED PANTIES ARE OKAY

  • 42 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:17pm

    3:48 ... I'm 3:45. No, I didn't know what it was, maybe cause I don't drink that weak shit.

  • 40 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:51am

    Why is the period panty girl on every page I see on here????????? Buy new ones!!!!

  • 43 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:03pm

    HAHAHAHAHA this is great.. oh what box wine will do.

  • 39 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:43pm

    fuck you unknown error

  • 42 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:04pm

    I'm the one who posted at 3:57. I thought it was a funny post. Im just saying I dont understand why everyone is constantly saying their texts are better, and that they are the first ones to post. Its aggrevating.

  • 42 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:06pm

    Obviously you guys are all idiots. Whoever wrote this text clearly knows what he's saying. Stop taking everything so seriously, it's a god damn joke.

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:11pm

    whatever fuck you guys. I just witnessed a perfect game

  • 40 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:48pm

    Boxed wine, and blush boxed wine, at that. Niiice.

  • 37 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:43pm

    In your basemen? WTH, are you fucking the whole baseball team?

  • 43 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:06am

    La la la I'm hornyyy and love tfln

  • 47 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:14pm

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

  • 33 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:24am

    you be a woman...I'll be man...