margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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