Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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