He disabled his match.com account in front of me
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize