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  • Submitted by masta1080 on Jul 18, 10 at 7:05pm

    that's right...make him a bad boy for the night

  • Submitted by TheDudeJoe on Jul 18, 10 at 7:06pm

    I'm a good boy too!

  • Submitted by TiTaNs2010 on Jul 18, 10 at 8:09pm

    I feel like this should be taught to all women across the globe

  • Submitted by Pepboy on Jul 18, 10 at 7:20pm

    Why can't my gal friends be like this?

  • Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Jul 18, 10 at 8:16pm

    Hey, god speed. And dont forget the balls...

  • Submitted by EmmaXxX on Jul 18, 10 at 10:12pm

    All good boys do :)

  • Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 18, 10 at 11:32pm

    These Pretzels are making me want to punch firsty in the face!

  • 99 75
    Submitted by thebrettinator33 on Jul 18, 10 at 10:08pm

    All you firsty pretzel people...do you have a job? Or a girlfriend? These jokes have never been funny and neither were the soviet Russia ones. You should be lined up and force-fed wasabi up your nose until you die.1

    • 54 71
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 19, 10 at 12:57am

      Firsty has a job /and/ a girlfriend :)

  • 84 63
    Submitted by yungyacht on Jul 19, 10 at 12:31am

    This text should be added to the bill of rights

  • Submitted by mayorbee on Jul 18, 10 at 7:38pm

    Fido was a very good boy today. He didn't do his business inside the house once. But you don't see me rushing to reward him with some inter-species fellatio, do you?

    • 54 64
      Submitted by yankz1313 on Jul 18, 10 at 11:23pm

      Yah your argument makes no sense... Good dudes deserve to be rewarded

  • 64 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 2:15am

    Sigh. All the great comments are gone now. Grown over and forever denied the sun by the weeds that are the firstys. Tfln is doomed to mediocrity for all eternity

  • 64 63
    Submitted by An0n on Jul 19, 10 at 1:37am

    And firsty, I'm also backing you here. You're hilarious.

  • 68 73
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 7:26am

    I'm barely twelve but I think firsty is funny because he makes people comment about him being so redundant.

  • 67 76
    Submitted by mycoolname on Jul 19, 10 at 2:43am

    Where are all the girls like this? For some reason, all the girls where I live think blowjobs are a "gross activity". WTF

    • 53 62
      Submitted by satellite_heart on Jul 19, 10 at 2:36pm

      A) Make sure your dick is CLEAN. Men complain about nasty pussy, I complain about nasty cock.\n\nB) Some girls are just that... girls. They never grow up into woman status. I love giving BJs because its a fun way to pleasure someone I care about. Simple as that.

  • 59 61
    Submitted by thebrettinator33 on Jul 19, 10 at 12:57am

    Okay you guys worked me right out. In fact I'm not a man with a large Beijing scale penis. I am woman hear me roar.

  • 62 69
    Submitted by britney09 on Jul 19, 10 at 3:41am

    Most women would agree with this FYI we actually enjoy givin bjs

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 9:26pm

    I'm alone in wolfpack

  • 52 52
    Submitted by GrrrAnimal on Aug 5, 10 at 7:30pm

    AMEN...wish more people thought this way haha

  • 54 56
    Submitted by fullmetalkitty on Jul 21, 10 at 2:27pm

    She sounds like such a nice girl....

  • 56 60
    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 19, 10 at 4:32am

    Tell me exactly how firsty is funny? I mean someone over twelve. ??

  • 61 74
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 2:19am

    Once you leave and others like you anonymous number fifty tfln, will rise again!

  • 60 73
    Submitted by jayy4 on Jul 19, 10 at 3:30am

    So many posts are about men wishing women were like this... I mean I am, I thought most women were too!

  • 57 67
    Submitted by thebrettinator33 on Jul 19, 10 at 1:01am

    That Brett needs a good kick up the arse.

  • 49 53
    Submitted by XLSuperman on Jul 19, 10 at 8:17am

    Yes firsty who has the time to comment on every TFLN makes a huge contribution to the real world I'm sure

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 11:33pm

    I punched that pigeon in the face !

  • 64 85
    Submitted by niceman on Jul 18, 10 at 9:48pm

    Yes, Barack Obama has indeed kept a good number of his campaign promises.

  • 52 62
    Submitted by paperboy324 on Jul 18, 10 at 11:20pm

    I like your principals

  • 51 61
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 1:05am

    It's a lot of anons here. More than one brettinator too?

  • 63 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 1:01am

    I think people just want Fristy to come out and play.

  • 48 59
    Submitted by johnnyk on Jul 19, 10 at 12:58pm

    Thanks mom :D

  • 51 66
    Submitted by jewishgypsy on Jul 19, 10 at 11:36am

    That's no way to talk to your son

  • 61 86
    Submitted by whoreable on Jul 18, 10 at 11:57pm

    I would prefer to blow a bad boy myself. Nice guys finish last in my world - no pun intended.

  • 58 81
    Submitted by An0n on Jul 19, 10 at 1:33am

    Brett, you should be force fed your small penis.

  • 53 71
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 11:56pm

    Natty why don't you get over yourself? When firsty says stop I stop. Don't read the comments if you don't like it.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by eternity on Jul 19, 10 at 2:22am

    Firsty your my fucking Hero!! I'm gunna marry u someday :D Imma girl :)

  • 59 85
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 10:43pm

    Brett no one asked about the size of your penis. If you have to boast about it???

  • 53 74
    Submitted by secondy on Jul 19, 10 at 12:47am

    I've enjoyed watching this firsty revolution expand. I hope to marry firsty one day:)

    • 44 72
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 19, 10 at 1:00am

      M/F? :P

  • 58 84
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 10:23pm

    thebrett33 such hatred is not tolerated in firstyland. You and others like you are therefor banned.

  • 47 63
    Submitted by GsusLikesWafls on Jul 19, 10 at 2:48pm

    Poor firsty he can't to get a job... Or a girlfriend

  • 51 72
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 1:22am

    IDK what firsty does in the real world? It's sure to be something brilliant.

  • 51 72
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 1:04am

    Thebrett funny lady? Firsty the revolution is on. If you say retreat, I'll retreat, but otherwise I'm here for you.

  • 50 71
    Submitted by JonerBoner on Jul 19, 10 at 3:05pm

    anyone wanna explain what a firsty is?

  • 54 80
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 9:52pm

    Tfln is not about Prez Obama. Here Firsty is Prez here. What can he do for you?

  • 46 65
    Submitted by SgtInsurgent on Jul 19, 10 at 10:19am

    And of he is ever a bad boy, I will take the blow job.

  • 52 77
    Submitted by shortyy14 on Jul 18, 10 at 7:13pm

    TheDudeJoe- hahahaa acctually made me lol(;

  • 48 73
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 11:49pm

    Firstyfollower I think the beer dingo is lost. I sent him to deliver a beer to bretinator but the bret gave bad directions. Shhh, I think he can't read?

  • 48 73
    Submitted by r9310 on Jul 18, 10 at 11:40pm

    -_- the the fuck can't I have friends like this?

  • 55 87
    Submitted by thebrettinator33 on Jul 18, 10 at 10:25pm

    It's thebrettinator and my penis is the size of Beijing

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 12:49am

    Firsty is a girl. A hot one at that !

  • 48 74
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 12:20am

    Bob doesn't have a knife. You're missing the "k" so your nife is useless.

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Yourhappiness on Jul 18, 10 at 11:58pm

    Firsty and all of his followers are like that "text from last night" no one wants to remeber.

  • 49 76
    Submitted by r9310 on Jul 18, 10 at 11:44pm

    I'm r9310 and my penis is the size of soviet Russia

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 11:08pm

    Lmfao @ comment bellow

  • 45 69
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 10:45pm

    Bretinator you mention wasabi and Beijing. That's why you bragged about the size of your penis. I get it now.

  • 48 76
    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 19, 10 at 4:31am

    My gf doesnt :(

  • 52 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 9:26pm

    And then firsty come along and my wolf pack grew by one. And I was no longer alone.

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 9:46am

    1 name Mel Gibson

  • 44 69
    Submitted by amonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 2:55am

    Does anyone else find themselves staying hard for ages after the blowjobs? Gets pretty annoying, because it's not the quick and easy solution I want.

  • 49 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 10:16pm

    @10:06. It's that a number 1 on the end of your hate speach. One as in 1st ?!

  • 49 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 12:27am

    Bob.... Put the nife down, right next to K and slowly move away. Please grab a pretzel.

  • 37 57
    Submitted by lilsoccerstar34 on Jul 29, 10 at 5:11am

    Atta boyy!!

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Filter on Jul 19, 10 at 9:02am

    Talkin bout!

  • 49 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 10:04pm

    or..... what Obama can do for Firsty !!!

  • 44 73
    Submitted by natalia24 on Jul 18, 10 at 11:51pm

    People ger over yourselfs and firsty. He was funny until you started to only talk about him. You people ruined it. I think firsty is a girl.

    • 47 59
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 19, 10 at 12:59am

      What makes you think Firsty is a girl? :P

  • 46 79
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 18, 10 at 11:30pm

    More firsty haters.... They just havent had enough pretzels.. Mellow out, the beer dingo will be by soon...

  • 46 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 1:01am

    Firsty *

  • 40 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 1:07am

    So, what does Firsty do for work ?

  • 44 80
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 12:00am

    Natty you're twenty-four and you don't know how to make yourself plural? Yoursadness, you're forgotten.

  • 43 78
    Submitted by blahalb on Jul 18, 10 at 10:43pm

    firsty's penis is the size of alaska

  • 42 78
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 1:43am

    When all the firstys are here on tfln we should do a tribute to the man and the myth that is firsty? And a survey asking, do you remember what prompted you to join his/her cause? Lmao..

  • 32 59
    Submitted by 1NonlyFallGuy on Jun 26, 11 at 5:13am

    i've been a good boy too!!!

  • 39 75
    Submitted by littlebit11891 on Oct 20, 10 at 5:23am

    I absolutely love giving blow jobs!! It gives me a special way and provides a special connection with my man...but it is also an advantage If your amazing at it! ;)

  • 41 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 12:11am

    This is Bob. Bob has a nife. I suggest you run from Bob.

  • 38 74
    Submitted by MyWife on Jul 18, 10 at 11:34pm

    That's no boy, that's my wife!

  • 38 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 9:43pm

    The wolfpack apeach to firsty. LolololoL

  • 38 80
    Submitted by Singingflame on Jul 19, 10 at 1:10am

    Way to go, Des Moines!!

  • 45 96
    Submitted by Jason_Statham on Jul 18, 10 at 9:18pm

    It's Jason Statham, and I'm the Transporter, bitches!

  • 42 91
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 9:39pm

    Vamps over Wolves any day. But firsty is always first choice.

  • Submitted by juicy_cooter on Jul 18, 10 at 8:09pm

    So many skanks out thar

  • 44 99
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 18, 10 at 7:39pm

    what? are you gonna blow a 5 year old? a "good boy".. whipppcrack goes the leash.

  • Submitted by f1rsty on Jul 18, 10 at 7:46pm

    Firsty is god!!!!!

  • Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 8:46pm

    Or some nice warm pretzels. They are better than a bj. It's all in how you eat them.