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how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
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i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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