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  I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.

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• >11:28 pm it's not sexist cause he's saying it in a song that's right bitch, now take off your thong!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:53am

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• hahahah i love these people! SEE EVERYONES FUNNY WERE ALL COOL YAAAYAYAYAY

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:23am

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• Well played sir, well played. Major props!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:44pm

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• there is a store called "BJ's" it's like Sam's Club (if you know what that is)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:57pm

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• Doubt it- there's no such number that starts 76543 douchebag!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:33am

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• i believe he does...do you?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:52am

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• 11:20, its a lyric to a hilarious sexist song.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:28pm

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• i wonder if she used a coupon?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:54am

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• Nice - well maybe you just should've humored him for a minute ;)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:35pm

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• Stfu 11:53 me and your mom shoulda never had you, im tired of ur shit now s your daddys d

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:22pm

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• We have a bjs near a dicks too! Also bjs isn't only in NY dumb asses

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:23am

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• Have you ever seen a one eyed trouser snake?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:23am

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• At least you didn't ask him where the store ZJ's was...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:08pm

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• Dude in the text, well played sir, well played.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:01pm

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• Hahaha lmfao; I <3 11:44

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:49pm

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• this text is seriously hilarious! go that guy lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:37pm

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• that'd work on me if the dude was hot

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:28pm

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• Which is appropriate since he offered her something to eat.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:00am

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• For those of you NOT in the know BJs is a Costco type store in the NY area.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:38am

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• That's how we roll in new york

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:34pm

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• Wow that is classic new York . NY represent ha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:32pm

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• Calm down it's obviosuly a joke. It's a funny text assholes

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:39pm

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• Lulz at 12:22's lack of knowledge and taste in hilarious music

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:09pm

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• the one bj you dont need a card for

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:37pm

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• 12:55 i bet someones gonna keep that number and text you in the middle of the night in like a week and you're gonna be pissed off LOL

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:06am

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• calm down everyones obviously really lame so chill your tits errrbody. we dont know each other and im sure everyone has something really great to contribute to society so we should all stop hating one another and start searching for the good in our neighbors. pussies are a good place to start.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:44pm

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• EEEEW Uncut. GROSS! But yeah I definitely woulda suck it. He deserved it after that.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 4:07pm

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• I live in Miami, I see BJ's Wholesale everywhere. But Dick's Sporting Goods aren't in Miami, you start seeing them around WPB (West Palm Beach FTW)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:51am

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• tfln is starting to SUCK. not that this text isnt funny, cause i think it is, they just never seem to update it. lameeeeeee

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:28am

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• loveeeee gg. maddd respect sonnnnnn

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:42pm

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• Hmmm...... I wonder what he woulda done if u asked him where the back door was !!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:43am

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• in my area, we have a BJs right next to Dicks sporting goods.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:09am

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• I feel like there should be a continuation of the text.... it was hard, uncut, and tasty.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:55am

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• stawwpp hitting on strangers over fucking textsfromlastnight you losers! go out into the real world and meet a nice young chap or chappette. ps 12 55 youre in for a phone number chaange ;)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:26am

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• Yeah 10:25 just was reading the lyrics to a Jonlajoie song

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:04pm

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• That's an east coast thing. I'm from the west Coast. No wonder I didn't get it.....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:58am

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• "... And then I sucked it dry"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:59am

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• Could be a local convince store from around the 212.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:41am

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• Bjs is not a store. It's a restaurant you douch bag

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:33am

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• 12:16 - actually we all started in balls.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:06am

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• 10:25 You are my fucking favorite person ever!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:41pm

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• BahHahahahahahaha....one of alltime best

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:53am

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• I don't understand what she was asking for in the first place

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:55pm

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• well that kills the love then, sort of. - 10:41

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:07pm

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• maybe he keeps a map of your town in front of his dick to conceal his uncontrollable boners...he was just trying to help, and if there wasnt a map he just wanted you to help with his uncontrollable boner...way to go blue baller

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:13am

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• Haha I thought she meant the restruant

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:23am

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• that's awesome. I would want to marry him.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:02pm

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• Haha. U asked for that one!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:29pm

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• 10:08: if you don't know what it is, you can't afford it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:33pm

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• you asked for it. first!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:26pm

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