just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
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I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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