i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
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glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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