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  • 2:06 good job coping with your insecurities by insulting random people online. win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:33pm
  • Have you never seen friends? You just got Paul the wine guy'd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:16pm
  • Your retarded if you believe that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 7:46pm
  • you are a retard if you belive that line

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:03pm
  • Oh no he said that after...it was actually unnecessary talk on his behalf true or not...still a rockstar...still great sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:57pm
  • Or a slut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:01pm
  • Exactly! Thank you...I don't know that anyone was "played" so much, we're both consenting adults and knew what we wanted from each other.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:00pm
  • "Yeah Babe, I haven't slept with anyone other than my wife, ever, do I still have to wear a condom? ...Oh, those? Those aren't warts..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:36am
  • HA HA HA HA HA HA close minded fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:03pm
  • 9:01, i agree so much and have been trying to post that but getting an error. you're reading too much into this, people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:48am
  • who gives a fuck if this is real? i love buffalo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 7:43pm
  • that's a really long text, you sure about that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:57pm
  • her vagina is probably a black hole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 7:03pm
  • Says that to all the girls he wants to sleep with. Your just an other one for the black book. Hopefully he didn't write airhead/stupid beside your name like I would

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:56pm
  • you could be a rockstar...or a DUMB ASS! You call that game??! He's probably surprise that you believed that shyt. UGH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:02pm
  • You shouldn't feel like a rockstar, you should feel like an idiot for falling for a line like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:42pm
  • You fell for that? He should feel like the rockstar for making you believe that

    Submitted by tex2010 on Apr 16, 10 at 7:52pm
  • This sounds like a Friends episode. :) Now you have to go break his watch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:29pm
  • or he just uses that line on all girrls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:53pm
  • it clearly wasn't the line, IT WAS THE DIRTY TALK AND THE DICK. GEEZ people are dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 9:01pm
  • Fuck people...I read these for a great laugh, not to judge people's morals. Get a fucking life and leave the girl alone. Besides, she's not a slut she's just popular LMAO!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:02pm
  • Buffalo is amazing...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:48pm
  • ahhhhahahaha you believed him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:52pm
  • buffalo is ridiculous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 11:44pm
  • You ACTUALLY fell for that!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:39am
  • played like a damned fiddle. you got what you wanted, too, but at the end of the day, you still believed the line he fed you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:43pm
  • might feel less like a rockstar if you get the clap! Good luck. 99.999% of people having dirty -talk -nearly-anonymous sex with you are WELL past their second partner......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:33pm
  • It sounds like they BOTH had a great time. I agree with one poster above; it's the guys who aren't getting laid who are going all negative on this. And for the ones who keep saying "you fell for that line" -- it sounds like she's happy that she got sex with him (and doesn't much care about a future with him), so who's the sucker? Her, or you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:02pm
  • Who the hell cares if he lied or not? At the end of the day, she feels awesome. Isn't that what one night stands are all about?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:09am
  • 3:33 You'd really have me pegged if it wasn't for the fact that, relationship-wise, I've nothing to be insecure about. Besides, seems to me you're pointing the finger in the wrong direction, considering I was pointing out how ridiculous the insults towards the OP were.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:19pm
  • Lol. You can tell the guys who don't get laid are the ones being negative. If the divorced bit came after the sex then it could very well be true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:31pm
  • thats why buffalo rocks. reppin the 716

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:21am
  • Didn't she already say the line came after the sex? If he can get her into bed once with dirty talk and a big dick, and she obviously enjoyed it, he doesn't need to lie to get her a second time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:58pm
  • It was fun either way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:54pm
  • So who cares if he played her ... at leas he did it with a big penis ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:18pm
  • It's seems not like she believed but just took it she did say "supposedly" as though she wouldn't be surprised if it weren't true And she said it was AFTER sex talk What got her was the dirty talk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:29pm
  • I can't believe you fell for that line.... HILARIOUS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:51pm
  • i think it's amazing that people feel the need to talk shit on here. this isn't juicycampus or any other dipshit gossip site that's been shut down. it's for entertainment. grow up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:52pm
  • ya the funny thing is that the line worked on u! its all good tho!! happy fourth!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:56pm
  • I used that first one in a while line the other day. Makes all those skanks feel special haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:49pm
  • NEWS FLASH - He's married, not divorced. Supposedly his wife took his virginity and he hasn't had sex in a year? DESPERATE women will believe ANYTHING! You believed whatever made it easier for you to have meaningless sex with a random guy. Just own it. Hopefully you used protection.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:11am
  • that wasnt even a line!!!! how can that even be considered a line!!! some people are so stupid. you should feel like a rockstar. you got some mad skills

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:40am
  • I'm sorry, but every guy has tried that line at least once and most girls fall for it at least once.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:51pm
  • Haha, he's lying to you. Sucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:14pm
  • Too big for a text?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:51pm
  • Buffalo, how I miss thee....God I can't wait to move back!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:56pm
  • he's a liar!!! you are easy!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:59am
  • Reality is what you want it to be in this case, if you feel like a rock star, who cares that he played you, maybe you played him right back cause you got what you wanted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:58pm
  • she believed me... awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:58pm
  • "Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with..." And you bought it. Chicks are so easy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:14pm
  • sounds like a line to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:48pm
  • What's best is the fucker isn't really divorced. He tapped his wife's ass earlier in the day he poked your nasty poon. Bwahahahaha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:03pm
  • oh he so played you like a violin!! LOL...but no reality can kill the rockstar feeling! ROCK ON! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:54pm
  • LOVE dirty talk!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:01am
  • Ha, you fed right into it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:43pm
  • Aww, look at all the adorable little virgins getting their sex and dating advice from campy TV shows. Run along, cherries, somebody has to learn that men must orchestrate and pay for every date, because women are incapable of planning or earning money.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:06pm
  • Buffalo is FUCKING AMAZING....FUCK YOURSELF

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:40am
  • Like a Rockstar? Shit, you should feel SORE is what you should feel! Any man that was a virgin and then married and then abstinate for a year after divorce should still be going right now....plus a big penis, damn. I wouldn't worry at all about the violin remark, sounds like you were the one that made out lady!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:41pm
  • I don't think the text is clear enough to derive whether the line came before or after sex....either way, it's STILL a line and she's easy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:08pm
  • Ya I've been telling that story to let's see fifteen guys now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:12am
  • please if he got you that easily imagine all the other girls that line has worked for

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:06pm
  • Who cares if he lied why don't people understand that? He worked it with his big dick and dirty talk, that's what got him in the sack. Everyone else must be jealous they have to use lines to get pity sex or something! And girls down for one night stands arn't easy, they know what they want. Fuuuck. Stop judging already, it's embarrassing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 4:14pm
  • and you now have a big snatch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:14am
  • Wow who still falls for that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:39pm
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