Yo dont text me then not text me
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
two words...techno handjob
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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