Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
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I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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