seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
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There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
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He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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