carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
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Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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