But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
did i walk over a car last night?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
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I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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