I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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