I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
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It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize