Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
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Keeper.
It's a good thing...
Eighty Eight
number of times martha fucked stewart
Number of times he left "brownies" on his "Uncle's" dick last week.
I would like to learn how to bake brownies if that was the case! But then again...really??? Really???!!!
Pretty sure a booty call consists of just sex, not brownies.
Maybe for you but if you're awesome brownies are a given.
Fresh hell this is from me. I'm a pastry chef. It was his bday. His penis is amazing. He can get brownies for the rest of his life with a penis like that.
Just like Martha. Always going the extra green mile.
Hopefully you're a little better looking than Martha!
Eh...I like to think so.
Number of times your anal fissure bled over your dogs member
jesus man, come on
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