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  • 45 23
    Submitted by MrSlapChop on Feb 23, 12 at 5:07pm
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    It's a good thing...

  • 38 26
    Submitted by aawwsshheett on Feb 23, 12 at 2:13pm
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    Just like Martha. Always going the extra green mile.

  • 41 36
    Submitted by LiveItUp931 on Feb 23, 12 at 5:52pm
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    Fresh hell this is from me. I'm a pastry chef. It was his bday. His penis is amazing. He can get brownies for the rest of his life with a penis like that.

  • 30 21
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 24, 12 at 6:42am
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    Keeper.

  • 31 33
    Submitted by hacker201 on Feb 23, 12 at 8:13pm
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    Hopefully you're a little better looking than Martha!

    • 26 16
      Submitted by LiveItUp931 on Feb 26, 12 at 11:19am
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      Eh...I like to think so.

  • 24 31
    Submitted by Eightyeight on Feb 23, 12 at 1:37pm
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    Eighty Eight

    • 28 29
      Submitted by gabraham on Feb 23, 12 at 1:58pm
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      number of times martha fucked stewart

    • 20 28
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Feb 24, 12 at 12:09pm
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      Number of times he left "brownies" on his "Uncle's" dick last week.

  • 19 27
    Submitted by haynay23 on Feb 24, 12 at 2:14am
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    I would like to learn how to bake brownies if that was the case! But then again...really??? Really???!!!

  • 21 34
    Submitted by bttrdenu on Feb 23, 12 at 2:10pm
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    Pretty sure a booty call consists of just sex, not brownies.

    • 26 34
      Submitted by Wesley_Sniper on Feb 23, 12 at 5:26pm
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      Maybe for you but if you're awesome brownies are a given.

  • 21 37
    Submitted by HailCaeser on Feb 23, 12 at 4:46pm
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    Number of times your anal fissure bled over your dogs member

    • 26 21
      Submitted by SammyiAmmy on Feb 24, 12 at 4:28am
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      jesus man, come on