No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
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Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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