They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
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I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I touched a dick in church today
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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