Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
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last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I want to fling myself into the sun
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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