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  • 68 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:08pm
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    Make sure she's clean. Don't wanna eat any destructovag lol.

  • 66 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:27pm
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    Don't take sex advice from a guy that says "them legs" and "eat her like foldgers". I doubt he brings that many girls home to his trailer to know what the fuck he's talking about.

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:07pm
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    bahahahaha I literally laughed out loud and this one. thank you for making my day.

  • 62 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:41pm
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    Good to the last drop.

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:27pm
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    thats definitely supposed to be Trey Songz's line

  • 66 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:34am
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    Baha. This one actually made me laugh.

  • 56 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:17am
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    8:32 just made this 10x more funny.

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:32pm
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    he's just misquoted a song called sticky face. its supposed to be eat it like a vulture. honest mistake OP

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:02pm
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    From a song ,asshats..

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:52pm
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    you're eating raw coffee? kinda reminds me of when I used to eat instant noodles raw as a kid.

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:10am
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    yes, but lap that shit up, dont drink it

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:36am
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    Oh yeah baby, grind those beans!

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:00am
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    It's almost embarrassing to be living in Denver when ppl say shit like this *sigh*

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:30pm
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    indeed. considering he doesn't even know how to spell the brand of the drink, how's he gonna know how to serve it? ;-)

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:13pm
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    Just make sure the coffee pot is clean

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:49am
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    {shakes head} It must be a Starbucks thing

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:01pm
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    Lol this one made me laugh

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:00pm
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    AHHHH this is from sticky face! best.song.ever.

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:55am
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    hahaha. aww missquoted song. like when i thought papa dont preach-madonna was called poppadom peach.