Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
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If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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