used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
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Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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