She announced her abortion via fbk
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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