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  • 87 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:01pm

    I'm at work right now and I totally just went downstairs to buy Twizzlers because of this post. I haven't had this shit in ages - so good.

  • 91 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:42pm

    Am I the only one sick of adderall jokes? Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Shutthefuckup.

  • 86 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:01am

    totally did this for my last semesters finals. wrote a 14 pg paper on art history stayed up all night drew a family tree on the back with a ruler went to breakfast didnt eat and went thru 2 packs of newports........... it felt amazing

  • 82 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:43pm

    I think I almost ODed on monster last night typin

  • 87 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:27pm

    Twizzlers are the shit, but this is random bullshit... Everyone knows you have absolutely no appetite when you take them... Nice try candyass...

  • 73 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:05am

    Idk who your calling a dumbass. I sure as hell know I'm gonna be on the adult aderall in big girl world and I also sure as hell know that you probably havnt been on the presidents list for the past 4 semesters like I have because of it. Don't be jealous that you can't party and succeed at the same time like some people..I think your the dumbshit for not for not taking advantage of what's being offered

  • 76 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:24pm

    I just found out all you need to go to prison is a little baggie of illegal drugs. Yayyyyyyyy college!

  • 78 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:47pm

    Ahhhhhh tis the season for finals...

  • 80 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:26pm

    Wet pork rind filled vag. Drizzled with musk and dipped in taco grease. I would.

  • 74 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 1:09am

    adderall and coppenhagen is how real men do it, and for everyone knocking it you grow a fucking pair and work 55 hours a week as a logger and take 18 credit hours

  • 79 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:21am

    I'd rather do coke... it's more social than popping pills.

  • 75 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:32pm

    HAHA, I went through the same thing yesterday! I wrote a 9 page paper in 5 hours. Thanks to adderall and gum.

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:59am

    seriously, 12:15? You need adderall for HIGHSCHOOL? good fucking luck in college, dumbass.

  • 72 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:24pm

    I would die without adderall, but I actually do have ADD abd am scripted it...my attention span is 5 mins long when it's something interesting so...

  • 77 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:43pm

    There are more adderall posts than anything. If you all can't get through college without adderall I'm scared for our future.

  • 74 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:32pm

    Wrong. Adderall and cigarettes.

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:33pm

    Adam? is this you? haha

  • 65 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 4:08am

    Rock the f!

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:32pm

    Your goddamn right 12:42. Seriously quit with the fucking adderall bullshit already.

  • 72 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:09am

    10:27 yes FOR FISCH'S CLASS! That's gotta be it.

  • 60 71
    Submitted by karate1974 on Jul 1, 10 at 7:36pm

    It truly focuses me. win.

  • 68 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:15am

    Three best things in a highschoolers life: Adderall money sex

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 10:27pm

    totes for Fisch's class.

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:34pm

    It's funny you should say that 5:36 since I've been diagnosed ADD since I was in 4th grade and I'm now 21. So yea...people who actually need it huh?

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:24am

    You've obviously never written a paper before, though I'd go with Twizzlers, caffeine, and the most random music on your iTunes.

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:06pm

    I prefer fruity mentoes

  • 51 64
    Submitted by MDMT45 on Dec 6, 10 at 10:26pm

    If only I could do this, sadly adderall makes my vision blurry.. although maybe the problem is I've been crushing them up and snorting them

  • 63 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 2:22pm

    Adderall sucks. Grow a set and do some real shit.

  • 57 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:26pm

    FINALLY! faith in humanity is restored. someone CAN spell this drug...

  • 53 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:46pm

    dude this was honestly the WORST adderall text i've seen...if you are going to represent 317 make sure your text is funny as shit and let the adderall experts send their own texts in...thanks...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:49pm

    I've been on adderall for years and never in my life would i pick twizzlers out of all the food in the world to make this joke "funny"...or even to represent all someone needs to write a paper...