On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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