my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I just found puke in my bra..
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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