He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
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Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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