Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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