This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
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Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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