I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
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do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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