Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
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you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize