is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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